Weekend Update: Trump Tests Positive for Covid – SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like a poll showing overwhelming support for Joe Biden from the LGBTQ community.

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50 Comments

  1. OX TV on October 13, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    ITS BONER TIME!!

  2. Dmitry Bahrt on October 13, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Trump gets what is coming

  3. Boiled Dirt on October 13, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Im gonna stop watching real news like CNN and FOX. Im just gonna watch these.

  4. D Casey on October 13, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Michael, I agree with you when you wish Trump a very lengthy recovery. Hopefully it would be that of requiring being on a remanufactured ventilator from China!

    Personally I think it was a TIA again, they kept him for observation and then put him on meds because they discovered that one of his STD’S has recurred. Only my viewpoint, but makes more logic than a 3 day Covid-19 virus.

  5. Carolina Gonzalez on October 13, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    That last joke was too real and it made the audience depressed 😂

  6. BSING 2U on October 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    It’s was just the flu. Watch the rest of the list get over it in 10 days.

  7. Thomas Baker on October 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Weekend Update is the best part of the show for me personally

  8. Anonymous Anonymous on October 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    This was not something to joke about. Shame on both of them and SNL for this.

  9. therealsongstress on October 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    You ain’t never lied Colin … stop being phony y’all you cannot possible really wish this man well … I for one could not do it …. I wish the fuck.. I would wish somebody well… who don’t want my BB people’s vote to count or who sicks the white suprenacist on little old ladies at the polls

  10. C N on October 13, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    He’s a joke 👏🏾👏🏾💯

  11. Leo Lauzon on October 13, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Bahahahahaha

  12. Ralphsta on October 13, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    I remember when this show was funny

  13. Kaleido Scope on October 13, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Ha yep

  14. Tony From Syracuse on October 13, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    it isnt anything to laugh about because we are all going to get the virus. we just each have to hope we get a mild version. many of us wont and we will have our lungs permanently damaged for life. good by stairs and long walks. there has never been a successful vaccine for any coronavirus. masks….shut downs will still be here for a decade at the least. bars…..restaurants as we knew them, are over with. same with packed concert halls. these things wont be coming back for at least 15 years…at least safely.

  15. David Croteau on October 13, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    The bubble jk..lol

  16. Nadine Linda on October 13, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    How are the nfl players who contacted covid19 doing?

  17. therealsongstress on October 13, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Tried to get it so he could be the leader of herd mentality I mean immunity

  18. Tammy Strange on October 13, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    He doesn’t have Covid19 or symptoms. Covid19 is a hoax.

  19. L Mic on October 13, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Consequences. Lol. Have been chortling since I heard. You know that wicked, random laugh that Alexa had? She was right. Bwhahahaha

  20. frank durkin on October 13, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    So rude.
    Trump will stand victorious

  21. Jimmie B Rustlin on October 13, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Presidents who catch Covid are losers and suckers

  22. tammy wright on October 13, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    What is the use of saying you dont want some one to die if after that you say they should be sick for a long time

  23. Bonzai0311 on October 13, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    SNL is no longer funny and this is proof.

  24. Julie Reid on October 13, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    President Trump tested positive for the virus, but the virus tested positive for FRAUD

  25. I. M. Second on October 13, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Imagine how low the U.S. COVID-19 Death Rate would be if Democrat Governors did not mandate COVD-19 Positive patients into Nursing Homes. Per the NY Times article on 9-16, 77,000 people died in Nursing Homes. That number would likely exceed 100,000 (of our 213,000 total U.S. Deaths) if New York reported Nursing Home Deaths accurately. NY plays a game where they transport dying Nursing Home patients to the hospital and do not count their deaths as Nursing Home deaths. NY attributes 6,600 of their near 40,000 deaths to Nursing Homes but that number is likely closer to 30,000 bringing the "real" U.S. Nursing Home death rate to well over 100,000. Governors with similar mandates (NJ, PA, MN to name a few) attributed 70% of their COVID-19 Deaths to Nursing Homes. What was New York’s rate? 20%. Ridiculous. Why do I make this point? If Democrat Governors like Cuomo did not mandate COVID-19 Positive patients go into nursing homes, our overall U.S. Deathrate would likely be slashed in half ensuring the world’s lowest deathrate further highlighting the success of this President. I join Dr. Fauci and praise Trump for his quick action to ban travel from China despite getting harsh criticism from Biden, Pelosi and Schumer which according to Dr. Fauci saved tens of thousands of American lives. If Biden were President, those people Dr. Fauci is referring to would have all died because Biden said Trump’s China travel ban was "Xenophobic". It is sickening to see the very people like Cuomo, whose ridiculous nursing home mandates killed so many and Biden whose inaction would have cost tens of thousands of more lives, point at the President as the problem and mainstream media are all too happy to perpetuate this misleading narrative.
    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-nursing-homes.html

  26. Tynesha Claiborne on October 13, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Oh how I’ve missed them

  27. Keeping it Real!! Every day on October 13, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    I wish my second wish would have came true with Agent orange!!😄😄😄😄😄😄

  28. Christi Ned on October 13, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    SNL SUCKS

  29. Lady Skeptic on October 13, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    So glad weekend update is back!

  30. Redel Sun on October 13, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    john wick 3

  31. Stephen Smalldridge on October 13, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    If this was Obama who sold us out
    You would be crying your eyes out
    Guess what you traitors
    Trumps going to be your president 4 more years

  32. J O on October 13, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    HE NEVER HAD COVID!…My ADRIAN MONK moment, I think I solved the case:
    So, this is the way it was most likely done: Trump was getting a beating due to
    his neglect of Covid 19, needed an out. He told doctor stooge, make believe I
    got covid, I go to the hospital, YOU control the other doctors, YOU inject
    whatever for 2 days, I get cured, back to tell everyone I am proof is not that
    bad. Now, the details: Doctor can spray a part of the viral RNA (not
    pathogenic) in Trump nostrils (the PCR kit probably has a positive control),
    Trump rushes to Walter Reed in 10 min (The RNA in his nostrils degrades in
    hours), they do the swab and PCR test (if they did not believe Dr. stooge), PCR
    is positive. Now, they start the "treatment" (if the other doctors
    are not in the conspiracy. But if they were, they injected saline). He dances,
    does videos, gets a limo ride, etc. Back to the WH (he controlled the hospital
    discharge, not the stooge). As per the other infected clowns, those were
    infected by other attendants, although Chris Christy looked fake. Melania was
    given the test, and the stooge told her you are positive. Why? If she does not
    get sick, it would be suspicious. Ivanka, Jr., Eric, Barron, Jared interact
    with him daily. They should have gotten sick, but did not because daddy was not
    sick. REMEMBER THE TUSKEEGE EXPERIMENT, dozen of doctors conspired for DECADES
    to keep a whole town sick with syphilis….My hypothesis can be tested by
    testing Trump for ANTIBODY PRODUCING MEMORY B CELLS….

  33. Nancy Morrison on October 13, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    So happy to see you guys back behind the desk.😎🤣

  34. Jesus patino on October 13, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    If you don’t wear protection, you’re going to get it.

  35. InspiredDestiny TooFamousForOne on October 13, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Hello World!

  36. David Croteau on October 13, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Trump got football back… collage

  37. Sheldon Helms on October 13, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Literally NOTHING in this sketch was funny. I haven’t laughed at Weekend Update since Aimee and Tiny Fey left. I mean, sure, if they have one of the other cast members on (e.g., Keenan, Kate McKinnon, etc.), there are genuine laughs. But I have absolutely NO IDEA why either of these guys is on the show. Colin Jost used to get a laugh or two, but that’s back when they had Cecily Strong on WU with him; but they clearly replaced her with Michael Che because needed a diversity hire after all the hubbub about there not being enough Black cast members (note: there have been a total of THREE gay cast members in SNL history, and two of them are in the current cast, so…). With these two as writers, it’s amazing the show manages to be funny at all.

  38. Zuzu Petals on October 13, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Yeah, 🖕

  39. Doctor Dawn on October 13, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Thank you all for this comic relief.

  40. BillieJolene1 on October 13, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    He never had Corona.

  41. jack based on October 13, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    I haven’t watched snl in a while and Che’s got jokes now huh

  42. India Nicholas on October 13, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    He probably asked someone to cough on him. His feelings got hurt when Biden said
    "WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN". The last part is so dang true…orange cheeto with dead rat hair would’ve made fun of Biden and anyone around him.

  43. Kris Alexander on October 13, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    The White House is clearing up some inaccurate rumors about how the government is handling the coronavirus crisis. Patient zero said,
    “I tested very positively in another sense,” said Trump. “So this morning, I tested positively toward negative, right? So, no, I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative. But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative, till I became positive”…

  44. REAL G on October 13, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    I think trump faked being infected just to say "I was right indeed like a miracle ping ping it’s gone, ok I may have got the scale of the miracle wrong but I was infected on Tuesday and Friday ping I feel twenty years younger, and btw I have always called Friday Easter so two for the price of one"

  45. Jeffrey Christopher on October 13, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Stale

  46. therealsongstress on October 13, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    It’s funny Michael

  47. Guy Daley on October 13, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    It’s pretty disgusting that SNL is still stumping for socialism and more corruption with the Biden family. Not to mention that the corona virus is just another flu and they’re pretending it’s ebola or the andromeda strain. SNL is what happens when comedy has become politcized, then immoral and unethical. If you hate America, you’re going to love SNL.

  48. Edith Orosco Huata on October 13, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    pikachu

  49. Good Karma on October 13, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    First time here … probably the last. Didn’t realize what bunch of whiny little bi**hes would be posting here. Wish I could take my elephant trunk and slap you all in the face!!

  50. Vikki Johnson on October 13, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Come on COVID DO what your suppose to do

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